UNOwithKids Kills Me

No kidding. Playing UNO with little kids is like running races with a snail. So slow!! The kids are cute - thank goodness they are cute or I'm gonna run out of patience sooner or later and bang my head on the wall - but the way they play is Flower. 1 hour for 1 game!! Wa!! It's the 1st time I wanna cry in an UNO game. And I feel so SLEEPY zzZZzz. The kids were still so energetic!! Arrghhh

Last night was the 1st day of the Adventurer's camp and the 1st time for many of those little fellows to sleep in the tent. Boy are they excited. The boys couldn't stop talking. Serious! They're noisy like aunties at market - aunties are much better than them in fact - talk talk talk talk SHOUT talk talk talk SHOUT SHOUT SHH SHH whisper whisper.....then TALK TALK again. 38 Pastor who slept with them fell asleep so early. Salute him. Can sleep in such state. Flashlights everywhere + endless talk. Felt like smacking him on the head for not telling the boys to keep quiet. Grr.

Bro was the one who ends up looking after them. He brought them to toilet, Shh them, arrange sleepbags for them and occasionally shout for them to shut up and constantly telling them to go to sleep. Aw, so sweet of him haha. I heard him ask one of the little boys ," Do you want me to mix up some milk for you?!?! " Aw, so Motherly. Then I heard , " I'm gonna Throw you out of this Camp!!!! " Awwwww. I knew he's gonna make a good father in future.

The girls were better in the tents, with the exception of one 12-year-old with the attitude of a 9 year old. Dong buey tiao her. Mosquito bites are like Cobra bites to her. " I want to put medicine...mosquito bites. " Then " Yer so many mosquitoes...bite me again. ". "So hot." You'll feel cooler if you don't make such a fuss of it my dear girl. Huiyo. Hello, we're Camping here. You expect a 5-star room and Hilton room service? The medicine was at another place. Too tired to move. The other girls were bitten too but they're not so noisy, and they're younger than her.

Then when we make our sleeping bags in the morning, she's the only one who wants me to help her. Dream On. So like a princess. Paris Hilton at age 12. I'm glad I'm older than her. I can make her learn some basic skills at least. Don't expect me to serve her. I hate princesses who need servants or they'll die.The world does not need another Paris H.

Psst.Guess what Cucumber will say when she sees this. She said I'm kind. Haha!

By the way, read Dolce's post and heard from her about a Miss World at her house. Living with a housemate and your family can be really awkward. You can't stop your parents from comparing you and her, and I really dislike it so.Makes matters worse when your housemate's taller, prettier, fairer, slimmer than you.Flower. So Annoying! If she's a good-tempered girl then it'll be all ok, but what if she has the temper of a dynamite? I hope I won't get a dorm mate like that. I don't like to live with people with fiery tempers. 1 is enough (me). If my husband is someone with a fiery temper the house will be falling down in our ears the 1st time someone forgets to screw on the toothpste cap haha. XD

Maybe I'm better off living alone X)