June 30, 2007

whenthePASTflashby

After a few very flower and messy days, I believe now things are getting better.

1. Class 2C is still 'a hell of a class', but at least they are starting to understand that they don't know so much about everything like they thought they were and they Sure don't know more than their young and inexperienced teacher, no matter how much of a stranger she is to the school.

2. The 3 of us are talking in a pleasant manner with each other again.The past is really starting to stay where they should and stop following us around.Bygones should never ever stay to haunt and make lives miserable just because the heart has learnt to care far too much.It all shows that one should never underestimate the recovering ability of the heart.

3. Big Little Brother actually asked me whether we're playing badminton this Sunday morning again.He who used to think that mornings are for sleeping in and nights are for clubbing, getting drunk and acting like a fool who hates himself.He'll never know how much I feel like giving him a large bearhug for that =)

.+.+.+.+.+

Note for L, the girl who loves the rainy days of Seattle:

Someday, in one of the 237 rainy days of Seattle, you'll find a long-awaited umbrella over your head and a shoulder you miss so much for you to lean on.The rain will not sing of loneliness,guilt,sorrow and heartbreaks again.Instead, they'll sing of the beginning of a beautiful thing, which after all, has always been near to you.I'm sure of that.

P/S Yes, I do miss you, you hateful V.

June 20, 2007

Spitfire

Sometimes I hate to see psychology tests in newspapers. So Ridiculous! The choices are few, and the results are crazy.

For instant, 2 choices. Only 2 choices!! And Both results are perfectly negative. Like this one I just saw.You choose A, and your companion is someone who has an extreme liking for Sex and will not stop at anything to get you in bed. B, your companion is an experienced lover who can add you any second into his ex girlfriend list, which is already in alphabetical order.

Are these 2 kinds of companions the only ones you can find in this world?Might as well stay solo from now on then.

Ok I know it's no big deal, but I just can't help asking, hello, is this so-called test based on truth? Or is it simply there to fill in the blanks of newspapers? We don't actually buy newspapers to read crap, by the way.

Some tests are actually good and accurate and based on logical explanations. But most are plain rubbish.Newspapers are suppose to give information, not feed us media garbage.

Ok I know it's always up to the reader to decide what he wants to believe, but I still think good papers should provide good things or none at all.

Another thing.Sometimes I found that when magazines or papers introduce fashion trends, they have a tendency to say, " Wear this and Men will be crazy over you. " or " Put this on and you'll be the girl of their dreams. " Ergh. Makes it sound like the only reason girls make themselves look good is to attract boys.

Personally, I think it's better to say that girls make themselves look pretty because they want to, not to please someone else. If it's for the latter reason, what will happen if that someone else leaves their world? They waste away to nothing then?

By the way, I do believe I sound more malicious today XD

June 19, 2007

@#$%^&*)@!#$%^&%$

FLOWERFLOWERFLOWERFLOWER

I DON'T GET IT!!! I JUST Don't Get It!!!

I'd been teaching as a sub in a primary school.So far every class I taught is fun and lovable-I'm Sure they like me too and I do like them a lot-EXCEPT for 1 class.

1 class of Standard 2 students.52 in number.Minimum height 85cm.Maximum height 130cm.8 years old.8!! I'm a Decade older than them!! Why are they the only students who give me the hell of a time?!?!

It's like all hell has gone loose in these little, round-eyed, seemingly innocent brats.NEVER judge a book by its cover.Or a 2nd grader by his big round eyes.They are more like little devils in uniforms.

I just don't get it.Every other class went well enough, even a 5th grade class which started off unpleasantly but ended in a satisfactory state.But this class!! It's like...pure torture for me.

10+ will ask to go to the toilets in the same moment in class.How I wished to set fire on the toilets and burn them all to the ground when that happens.

I can't talk for 2 minutes without some sort of interruption.A will be hit on the head by B which cause him to bawl like a cow.Or C will automatically switch places with D, without D's knowledge and permission, ending with a heated argument about who's seat is who's.

The list goes on.I keep finding myself with a terrible headache and wishing myself was anywhere but here.I actually breath in relief when I get out of there.So extremely FLOWER.

I like teaching children.But not teaching young demons running amok, screeching at the top of their voices as they scrambled all over. FLOWER X 10.

Oh Boy.Now I understand why some teachers said students can be a real pain in the neck.

June 10, 2007

UNOwithKids Kills Me

No kidding. Playing UNO with little kids is like running races with a snail. So slow!! The kids are cute - thank goodness they are cute or I'm gonna run out of patience sooner or later and bang my head on the wall - but the way they play is Flower. 1 hour for 1 game!! Wa!! It's the 1st time I wanna cry in an UNO game. And I feel so SLEEPY zzZZzz. The kids were still so energetic!! Arrghhh

Last night was the 1st day of the Adventurer's camp and the 1st time for many of those little fellows to sleep in the tent. Boy are they excited. The boys couldn't stop talking. Serious! They're noisy like aunties at market - aunties are much better than them in fact - talk talk talk talk SHOUT talk talk talk SHOUT SHOUT SHH SHH whisper whisper.....then TALK TALK again. 38 Pastor who slept with them fell asleep so early. Salute him. Can sleep in such state. Flashlights everywhere + endless talk. Felt like smacking him on the head for not telling the boys to keep quiet. Grr.

Bro was the one who ends up looking after them. He brought them to toilet, Shh them, arrange sleepbags for them and occasionally shout for them to shut up and constantly telling them to go to sleep. Aw, so sweet of him haha. I heard him ask one of the little boys ," Do you want me to mix up some milk for you?!?! " Aw, so Motherly. Then I heard , " I'm gonna Throw you out of this Camp!!!! " Awwwww. I knew he's gonna make a good father in future.

The girls were better in the tents, with the exception of one 12-year-old with the attitude of a 9 year old. Dong buey tiao her. Mosquito bites are like Cobra bites to her. " I want to put medicine...mosquito bites. " Then " Yer so many mosquitoes...bite me again. ". "So hot." You'll feel cooler if you don't make such a fuss of it my dear girl. Huiyo. Hello, we're Camping here. You expect a 5-star room and Hilton room service? The medicine was at another place. Too tired to move. The other girls were bitten too but they're not so noisy, and they're younger than her.

Then when we make our sleeping bags in the morning, she's the only one who wants me to help her. Dream On. So like a princess. Paris Hilton at age 12. I'm glad I'm older than her. I can make her learn some basic skills at least. Don't expect me to serve her. I hate princesses who need servants or they'll die.The world does not need another Paris H.

Psst.Guess what Cucumber will say when she sees this. She said I'm kind. Haha!

By the way, read Dolce's post and heard from her about a Miss World at her house. Living with a housemate and your family can be really awkward. You can't stop your parents from comparing you and her, and I really dislike it so.Makes matters worse when your housemate's taller, prettier, fairer, slimmer than you.Flower. So Annoying! If she's a good-tempered girl then it'll be all ok, but what if she has the temper of a dynamite? I hope I won't get a dorm mate like that. I don't like to live with people with fiery tempers. 1 is enough (me). If my husband is someone with a fiery temper the house will be falling down in our ears the 1st time someone forgets to screw on the toothpste cap haha. XD

Maybe I'm better off living alone X)

June 1, 2007

BabyTALK

This is cute Baby.

Aw.I love that little guy.

With such an adorable little creature at home, mom and dad and I and bro are starting to learn Baby Talk to communicate. You MUST learn Baby Talk to talk with babies.Forget the crap that says 'you should not talk to babies with 'ichi-gu' or 'wuchi-wu' Baby Talk'.Yeah I know that's based on scientific knowledge, but Come On, Science isn't going to explain and help everything.You've gotta talk baby to know babies.

So we talk Baby sometimes and learn to understand Baby Talk.The way he talks is so cute-in a singsong way.This is part of the vocabulary Baby used daily.
A
aun ni! : auntie
adui : adui (obviously)
aiyo: aiyo (also obviously)
apleple: apple / orange/ any round fruit
arfew: Garfield
B
batbat: bus/ van/ anything big on four wheels
beby: baby
berdberd: bird
bukbuk:book
C
carcar:car
clok: clock
D
dokdok: dog
dorr: door
F
fien: fan
J
jejie~: jie jie (sister)
P
papa: dad
papapa: papaya
T
toto~: gor gor(brother)
U
umbrebiak:umbrella
These are the ones we can interpret.Ah!those babies! I hope my child will be as cute as Baby.If I ever had one XD
p/s By the way 'Variations In Canon' is getting stuck again. Swt.
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