May 26, 2008
看得我想哭
如果一时想不开
抑或想破坏一下自己的童年回忆
可以到以下网址一游:
http://www.wretch.cc/video/abcabc12338&func=single&vid=4655951&p=267
*不看白不看,看了别喷饭
May 24, 2008
猪精大闹College记
于是
这就是善良三人组。
从图书馆接回恩宁与Sophia后,
五人在经过足球场的时候
发现一大班朋友正欣赏雨滴。
正聊得开心的时候
Sophia惊觉大家开始倒地
除了嘴里发出奇怪的猪叫声外
还开始在雨里在泥地上翻滚!
Sophia脑海马上闪出四个大字:
猪精上身!
敬业兼好市民的她忙一个翻身
滚到草丛中再抓起Wanna留下的相机
努力地卡擦卡擦捕捉证据
准备发到美国FBI让他们调查猪精何来。
以下是证据:
惨遭猪精上身的受害者:
恩宁、Rin、Ning、Wanna、Kitty、Maggie
Gain、Greg、Matthew。
成功占领人类身体的猪精们露出胜利又邪恶的奸笑。
猪精们开始讨论如何滥用人类的身体。
经过商讨
猪精们决定来个猪肉丸串烧大翻滚
让操场跑道彻底毁坏人类的身体。
准备就绪,
马上开始!
*请大家留意排在最前面
穿线条衣的仁兄。
他想必是吃最多猪肉的家伙,
因此他的下场最不好过。
线条衣大哥开始抓狂
于是猪精们开始大乱。
三只小猪。
猪精想回家了
临走前大家来张合照。 猪精们离开人类的身体后
大家开始清醒。
大家觉得全身莫名的疼痛,
知情的Sophia只是默不出声地收起相机,
回到家后马上把实情放上网
公布这惊人奇事……
March 26, 2008
February 2, 2008
December 19, 2007
joinThePOKAIs
These are what Rin and I had for celebrations.
1 bowl of Mama
1 Meiji black chocolate behind the bowl
2 packets of unopened Mama
1 can of Pepsi
1 big bag of xxx Potato Snack (Rin's fav.)
1 bag of Stick Biscuit
1 bag of snack imported from Taiwan (Wanna's contribution)
Today, Meiji black chocolate
is the center of attention
because I love chocolate best.
Meiji Black Chocolate.
The humble piece of sweetness
which causes the greatest sensation.
" Love me, Give me Meiji." Rin, amateur spokesperson of Meiji.
See, I'm busy diverting your attention from the super small pile of food we have for celebrating the end of finals and the semester. To be frank, that's what we both can afford for now =(
Ya, that's right-we are both almost broke, aka bo lui, aka pokai now. And I still need money to go to the airport and to return to MC as well! Double =(
Anyway, Meiji Black Chocolate is real nice (Please pretend that you don't know I'm trying to divert your attention again).Thanks for that, Wanna XD
By the way, I'm coming back to Malaysia on Friday. Boy, I can't believe I'm saying this, but
HIP HIP HOORAY!
Haha. See you guys back in Malaysia then! 100 =)
p/s 1:
p/s 2:
December 17, 2007
PALIApost
Today's Survey of Math sibeh easy nia. First time finish math so fast. Early know so easy, don't have to stress so much liao...
Oops, say till like dis, if I don't get A for this mar sibeh paiseh? But all also pass ady, suan ba don't care le XD
Last Friday de Principles of Biology I also do until very suang. Cak cak cak circle circle circle for 40 minutes sudah gao dim. My face smile until want pecah adi. 1st time so easy de Bio.
But Wanna ke lian lo. She very yam gong leh, General Biology de textbook = 2 of my textbook, thick until can use untuk hentam orang liao. She study like siao you know.
Too bad SPM not like this. This course really very suang. Lecturer also like me. Not bad la this course, he happy I happy everybody happy.
Laptop dunno why sot sot today. Freaking slow. Cilaka la. Sudah mau tumbuk screen. But I scare la. Later become like Rin's laptop, I can suicide lo. Sure gong ka kiao.
Maybe my laptop sick liao. Later feed it cough syrup see ok anot haha.
The room sibeh hot today. Very beh song lo. They say Thailand now cold season de leh, how come so hot? Kanasai la, I want melt already leh. Want sit still still study also can feel susah untuk bernafas, have to come out la. Later mati sesak nafas, not good lo. 'College student mati sebab room too freaking hot', hohoho. Stupid greenhouse effect, make until the weather so siao.
But even if not hot I also will come out de la, room de connection too good le.
Paiseh la, today a bit siao siao + cakap macam palia orang, tomorrow last day already ma huiyo..
Tomorrow after finals can go market with Gain, yay yay yay~I want eat BEEFBALL! Dunno can find anot, tapi mau juga wakaka~Kamsahamida Opa Gain, tomorrow be my driver wakaka~
Ok la, enough already. 38 also must have limit, go back study le lo...Gambate for me!
December 16, 2007
GIBBERISHgibberish
Read Xiaxue's blog last night. Language usage seriously affected by Singlish and Manglish for the moment, so non-Malaysians and non-Singaporeans will find this hard to understand...Sorry guys, stressing now please forgive me and kamsahamida~
Aikz. Sibeh lazy to study leh.
But I also don't want to die.
Kiasu la. I don't want to get very little CGPA.
Tapi, malas lah tau.
Last night Rin's laptop crashed to the floor and her monitor said tata to her.
Kesian dia. Ke lian la. Here no laptop, especially in holidays, can die you know.
Cannot simply go here and there. Need money, we both nearly pokai liao lo.
Have to sikit sikit simpan jadi bukit liao.
Last last night we saw shooting stars.
Real shooting stars, ciu ciu ciu coming down very nice leh.
We screamed like siao cha bor when they came, Gain who was with us also become siao gia.
Results of studying too much for finals, paiseh paiseh.
When missed a star, Rin jumped up and down 5 times in a row on the tracks.
If on the grass, that area de grass sure all mati gong ka kiao.
After finals I blog nice nice for that, ok? Ok.
Aikz. Still don't feel like studying.
But si budak Wira di tepi tu, rajin sangat leh. Tak tau buat ape dia rajin sangat.
Study until goyang goyang atas kerusi. Pertama kali nampak orang rock rock atas kerusi yang bukan rocking chair sambil baca buku.
Make me so guilty nia.
But because I'm using his lappie now, he cannot simply go away from his studies to play Warcraft. So I'm actually helping him, correct or not? Correct.
Oh ya. Happy belated birthday to my mom.
Don't know you get my sms from lim zi le siaopo or not.
My phone credit boliao. Cause I called some more siaopo back in Malaysia.
Padan muka saya. Call without thinking haha.
Wa today I sound very local leh.
Once in a lifetime write palia things like this can la, English major not god what.
Once in a while don't have to try write good english de right? Right.
Wuwu. I go back to study la.
5 more days to go, fighting fighting na Chia Han Ning!
December 11, 2007
SHOUTout
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NINGKITIONARY, the free dictionary of nonsense
December 5, 2007
meetTheBBQgang
Established in September 2007
Founded by Rin/Wanna/Ning/Gain/Jimmy (choose the one you favour most *wink wink*)
Founded to ensure the welfare of members in terms of food, meat in particular.
Pictures taken by Wanna and Rin
Seeing their wondering faces,
The trip was to be made on motorcycles,
so Jimmy from Singapore was assisted the honourable mission
of bringing Rin to Hawaii.
Gain himself brought Ning and Wanna.
In minutes upon the BBQ gang's arrival, pans and coal were set up.
All participated in cooking the meat and vegetables,
Notice the steam and the meat browning nicely on the pan, people.
END
November 30, 2007
当我们冷在一起

天。冷到屁样。
没想到坐在炉边烤肉也有本事冷得手指像十根迷你冰棒。
坐机车到烤肉店的时候很可爱。司机与乘客都一路一边呱呱叫喊冷一边发抖,非常幸运地安全抵达店门口。看起来随时会散落一地的机车也实在太有灵性,还懂得以主人为榜样顺便一起抖到下车为止。
另外,今晚机车不足。我福星高照,骑的是和David一起的两人机车;Wanna,Sophia,Greg和Chompoo骑的是四人挤车,也就是四个人挤在一台机车,而且她们四个理所当然的比我高也比我重。
挤四个人已经很可怕没人爱了,MC还有一台车骑八个人的纪录还没被破勒呵呵呵。
看到她们四个一起下车的时候,我真的很感谢David因为机车有点怪怪的缘故,坚持只载我一个先到烤肉店……
Rin也是乘两人机车。但可怜的她因机车几乎故障而迟到,肉已经被吃掉一大半了。
炉子来的时候,大家一致的第一动作不是把肉放上去,是把手放在火上烤。
没办法。真的很冷。
吃烤肉的时候我反常地拼命把辣酱加入汤中再一口灌入口里,让那一股热一口气闯上丹田暖一暖身。冷天里来一口辣汤,还真是人间里的一味天堂。
热腾腾的鸡肉牛肉要在嘴里,更是享受。烤肉,我今晚是为你豁出去了。
回去学院的路途也很不错。
Greg,你的头号危险人物宝座可以交给Bjorn了。Bjorn虽然驾得稳,但飚得也很稳,所以尽管可以快快回到学院的感觉是不错,但我宁愿骑一个不会换档所以不会驾得太快的司机的车……而且Bjorn一加速就会弯下身体,所以一路上我一半的时间都被冷风温柔得抚摸我的脸。
但还是要谢谢Bjorn。在这种冷天气肯冒冷出来载人的,真的很少。
太冷了。听说去年没那么冷。连高大的Alden来载Rin的时候也要停在7 Eleven买杯热热的东西和下去才能回来。不知道他儿子Hoshi今晚会不会感冒。他老爸最好要把它带进房间去。
冷呀冷。今晚的泰国真的好冷。
外套不管用了,连辣汤烤肉也比不上有你们陪我一起冷的高温度。
尽管冷,想起你们这班可爱的冒冷也要出来一起吃烤肉帮,心里就会有种像被人抱在怀里的温暖。
找个时间,再来一次大家冷在一起吧 =)
*
星期六Greg郭先生要飞回台湾了。
小子,那里会更冷,自己小心身体了。
*
November 29, 2007
UPdates
歹势歹势,前几天心情真的很低落,所以写了一些平时都不会写的事,让大家担心了。
放心吧,我没事了 =)
马来西亚的朋友们,是不是越来越想念我呢呵呵呵
你们的感受我绝对了解,因为本妞那有点自恋的厚脸皮下,对你们一样想念呢……
没关系,12月21号快到了。一脚踏到马来西亚的土地那一刻,我会一个一个把你们揪出来,咱们一起出去喝杯地道的teh tarik好不好?
通通不准给我推,听到了没?
先报一报在泰国的近况吧。
昨晚拼了命硬塞进脑袋里的生物chapter还好不是白塞,看来这次生物会死得比上次好看很多。
Ying,我不是Amoeba。你才是Paramecium。看吧,生物进步了勒 XD
下学期要拿的课选好了,有五堂:
- Human Quest II: The Search for Self (逃不掉的,一定要拿。听说不错,满期待的)
- English Composition II (English major 不拿英文,对不起天地良心哪)
- Thai Language and Culture (反正已经不止一次被误会是泰国妹,干脆把泰文学好算了)
- Marriage and Family (嘿还没想结婚,不过为了credit和知识,我愿意!)
- Communication for Business (V先生,这科的成绩跟你拼了嘿嘿)
其余的挤不进一个post,下次再说了
现在在等Rin她们考完试,待会要去吃烤肉。
烤肉烤肉烤肉~
咿呀。现在常常都在吃东西,越来越肥了……
看,是不是肥了呢?
*我的妖怪近照,看了不要发恶梦*
唉,既然都肥了,那就肥下去吧~
民以食为天,既然有的吃,何乐而不为呢呵呵呵~
November 28, 2007
November 23, 2007
狗狗保姆报到
****HOSHI小少爷****
这是义务工作,掌声快来。
原因就是Hoshi那非常不可爱的老爸Alden明天要在曼谷开生日会,而处于破产状态的我不能赴会也没钱买礼物,惟有献上劳力弥补了。
还有难得的是室友Vanny不介意,我才可以把小家伙领回来顾。我说Alden呀,你可要感谢她了。要是她不肯与狗同住,你的Hoshi可要挨饿挨冷了。
说实在的,还有点期待把小东西带回来~
土地公呀土地婆,麻烦你们俩老让Ajan Nat今晚和明晚一定要十足地作猪,拜托拜托耳朵里也要存点earwax,就算整座宿舍里都是西施狗也要听不见……
就看你们了 XD
November 21, 2007
love, NERDYning
Surprisingly, I have been studying nonstop for the past 3 hours. WOOT!
3 hours spent in my no-connection-room with nothing else and no one else other than me and my faithful Compaq Presario v3000, my Survey of Maths textbook, my textpad and my English Composition assignments.
No, definitely no Rin, Wanna and Greg. Even my roomate is somewhere upstairs watching movies.
I can't resist blogging a little after staring at my biology lab reports though.
I have to blog just for the sake of my growing Summer...she gets her nutritions from my blog posts, you know...can't have her growth stunted and ending up a midget like me, can I..
No harm blogging a little after I spent so many hours studying.Yes, I'm pretty sure that I'm just blogging a little to feed my little Summer. Little things like checking my friendster account, my Meropar account, my mailbox just aren't worth mentioning..Oops~
Anyway, just dropping by to let you guys know how nerdy I am.
Just me and my books, with a little blogging. Ain't I such a good girl tonight =)
Lots of love from,
Nerdy Ning
November 19, 2007
我家有宠物了
这是小水滴,是我的新博客宠物。
之前折腾了好久,终于把这小家伙给带回来了。
说回小水滴吧
要怎样让她长大呢?
所以各位读者呀
呵呵呵
嘿嘿嘿
November 8, 2007
面里偷闲
是的。让博客摆在一个角落慢慢发黄发霉生虫子的这几天,只有一个字可以形容:忙。接下来是这几天所发生的事的中西合拼版本,希望大家不会眼花缭乱了~
星期天忙着赶报告。
报告报告报告。从欠打的Fine Arts class走出来以后,接下来的时间都在我最爱的第二个家-MC图书馆二楼的打阅读报告中度过。The Human Quest 1:Search for Roots reading report with at least 2 sources of 400 pages can be so getting on my nerves that not for once I feel so numb and stupid from staring too long at a blank monitor stuck in a writer's block. The problem of reading reports is that you can't crap too much or you'll find yourself with a score so low that you might have to go dig in the cellar for it. Pastor Seth is a very nice lecturer, but he can be very particular about assignments. Rin submitted her bibliographic project one day late and guess what, she had to add 5 more sources to the actual piece of work we had to do. Once bitten, twice shy. Now when I was rushing my report she was laughing contently over a bag of Lays and waving her completed reading reports in my face.
结果打到最后,第一份报告总算完成了,第二份却还暂时处于难产状态。Ebsco几乎被我翻烂了,Origins: Linking Science and Scripture的book review没有任何痕迹……最后大懒虫我只好以最原始最老实并脚踏实地的方式写阅读报告:打开第一页,一字一句地读了起来……
星期一忙着吃面-不不不是忙着准备生物小考。
熬夜的关系让头非常的痛。活该。想到难产的报告就头更痛。几经辛苦,reading report总算出炉,热腾腾地被Billy和他自己也是烫手的一份在5点钟前准时送到office门口。为了庆祝写完报告,自己到cafe去请自己喝了一杯orange smoothie。喝完后,就要继续忙了。Those who know me will understand my Biology level and also my need of preparing a few days earlier for the Principles of Biology section test. Luck is what really helps me in the last section test I guess; since that I' ve got a perfect score last test and lightning never strikes the same place twice I'm pretty sure that my luck's all used up then. The night was spent in my favourite second floor of the library in a head-cracking ordeal of trying to study in the so-very-cold environment.
不过在这里,要再次谢谢我们的Greg郭心睿先生了。这小子虽然嘴巴坏得不得了,还成功令某位G小姐对我从头到尾的刮目相看,不过这晚他一看我和Rin的颓废兼憔悴模样,还算是有良心地把他最新最软最暖的外套借出来让洗了被单的我晚上还不会被冻死,外加两包台湾炸酱面,这才让我们俩有面里偷闲的机会。于是,两个傻婆的星期一晚上就在一边写功课一边吃炸酱面的时间度过。中间还有受不了炸酱面诱惑的Wanna从四楼拿着牛肉面兴高采烈得加入我们的吃面行列。此可爱的美眉还顺便带了一大堆零食丢在Rin的床上,结果到最后每个说要减肥的都抱着必死的心态大吃特吃,最后吃得快撑坏了再继续做功课。
星期二忙着吃烤肉。
必须提一提的是,泰国现在的天气已渐渐转冷,几乎每天都是在快要被冻死却还死不了的寒冷中度过。所以,在避免被冻死的情况下,本小姐牺牲了一些读生物笔记的时间,和Rin, Sophia, Greg 还有泰国一位皮肤白的女生Chompu再加上伊拉克的David一起出去吃烤肉。这次,是我第一次吃烤肉不用只吃菜的时候,而且肉还不用自己烤,大我四岁的Sophia一直都很贴心地帮我烤呢~实在是太谢谢你了!吃完了热热的烤肉,Chompu还把我们带到附近的园游会晃晃,但天性勤劳的本小姐却提早回宿舍,一是要继续读生物;二是今晚正好是11月6号,在远方的吉隆坡会有一个自信心满流却还是有点傻里傻气的他会期待我上线,所以乖乖回去报到了……
至于星期三,星期四和今天,各位读者小妹先说声歹势,必须下次再补上去了……
p/s 附上我在前一段时间骑过的机车的危险度,由最安全到最危险的排行榜。
1. Chompu:超顺的机车,太爱骑了。Chompu万岁~
2. David:如果Rin在车上,两人的斗嘴就会使情况稍微危险了点。
3. Greg:标-准-的-危-险-人-物。虽然会关心乘客的安危,但技术有待改善……
October 17, 2007
HAPPYBDAYto me
在10月17日的凌晨12点,我正式失身。
原本在床上好好地睡觉,突然被某个庞然大物高空坠下压在我身上……
然后,就发生了……
爸,妈,还有V,对不起!!
女儿不孝!!
祸首……
祸首……
祸首……
是RIN!!
在马来西亚的SUBANG看到她,一定要为我讨回公道!!
还有WANNA !!
台湾的大姨,姨丈,她是台北市的!一定要帮我报仇!!
*
本人目前正为自己失身痛哭,写不下去了……
顺道一提,
本人今天是寿星女哦!!
赶快祝贺我吧呵呵呵!!
Rin和Wanna!谢谢你们最早到的祝贺哦!!
不过明天要考生物,剩下的考完后再补写吧……
October 14, 2007
一星期浓缩版博客

我疯了。这是我在班上打的第二个博客。
还是中文版的,呵呵呵~其实也只打了一半,剩下的过后再打。
没办法,实在是太闷太闷太闷了。
Mr Emil,这真的不是你的错,只是上课时间真的真的放错在我们的睡觉时间了..
明天要考Survey of Math-我的最爱,呵呵呵。
好想回去猛K 数学TT
对了,还有 Principles of Biology-我的第二最爱。呵呵呵呵呵。
好令人又爱又恨的期中考啊~~
考完后就可以去Koh Si Chang(泰国某海滩)玩了。这是我在K书时最大的安慰与希望 XD
生日撞到期中考。TT
这个星期还真是衰。
星期一
收到不太好听的消息,惹了些麻烦。这里不说。
星期二
还好。
星期三
印象中还不错。
星期四
糗事最多。
Rin,Wanna,Billy 都有期中考,结果剩下我一个在学院晃,最后和Greg 到IT228去看戏。
原本看戏还不错,只是DVD一直出现倒流状态,看得没什么瘾。
然后,食堂还没开就傻傻地跟在Greg后面进去,结果像白痴一样在冲出去。
晚上在图书馆坐了1整个小时等应该要教的学生,到最后三个大男生却因为搞错时间没来,英语课被迫取消。
等待过程中错过了和Rin 与Wanna吃烤肉的机会。外加忍受Greg在我身旁不断泼的冷水。还好一百年上线一次的雯有在线上,可以跟她八一八,不然真是太糟糕了。
那晚回到DORM后,因为Rin和Wanna不停以错过的烤肉会大大给以刺激,只好吃Pivet的蘑菇汁鸡饭报复。
后来又因为猛追Harry Potter小说没加入玩卡而被Rin熊抱起扔在床上再加Sophia和Wanna的枕头攻击。
Rin 还加上一句: 如果要强奸我的话她一定办得到。
谁来救我...
星期五
还不错,vesper蛮好笑。应主席要求,台湾白痴Greg和泰国高佬Gain上台后居然就引起许多女生纷纷上台的画面,太可爱了。实在低估了他们的魅力。两人每开口说一句话就惹起泰国女生的笑声。Rin和我在台下还真是为此画面开怀大笑,快笑死了呵呵呵~还是远离这两人好,不然可能会在某天不明不白地死在泰国女生们的手中呢~
Vesper后就在适当的时候拿出藏好的生日蛋糕,给了室友Vanny一个大惊喜。今天她可乐坏了=)
而今天的一日一衰事就是放在白痴Greg冰箱里的四枝冰淇淋因冰箱故障而全军覆没化成一滩冰淇淋水,66baht就此烟消魂散... 死郭心睿!还真是白痴啊你!冰箱坏了两天也不说,害我把冰淇淋都寄托在你身上,你却让我彻底失望...你走开啦!不要再跟我说话了TT 下星期四就把所有消费记你帐!
星期六
糊里糊涂地跟着James一班人到Theology Department的聚餐吃了一顿好饭,然后跟Gain和Dr Chew到医院去唱歌。原本不错,但差点招惹了病床上的一个和尚。白痴的我傻乎乎的要去拿椅子,差点就触犯了女生不能接近和尚的禁忌。多亏Dr Chew及时把我拉回,但为保险,唱歌时我稍微躲在了Mrs Chew的身后。
后记:女生们来泰国时记得要非常留意,在公车上也不能坐在和尚隔壁,更加要避免与他们交谈。
想起就欲哭无泪。
要哭一定哭到一公升眼泪。最少也会有半公升。呵呵呵。
不过话说回来,在这里真的很不错。
迟点就介绍一下我这边一些超可爱的朋友。写了这么多,该去做些数学了。为我加油吧。
后记:
很明显的,这博客和我平时的风格有点差别。原因是本人正面对着压力,外加最近和Rin,Wanna,Sophia和Greg混得多,感染了一股半台不台,半马来西亚不马来西亚的怪气,请大家多多见谅~歹势了~
blogginginCLASS
Current Location: Saraburi, Thailand
Current Status: 'Studying' in Appreciation of Fine Arts, Room IT228
I'm not lying. I am blogging in class XD
No, this is not the way I study here all the time, but hey, it's Sunday Morning!
SUNDAY MORNING. The morning of all joys of campus life:
- the morning for sleeping in
- for hiding under the cool covers of the bed (it's the cold season now in Thailand)
- for lying on the bed, gaping in the air like a goldfish and daydreaming with drool..
Oops. Mr. Emil's looking at me now. Will blog more when class ends.
October 9, 2007
FREAKINout
1. Eat
2. Sleep
3. Study
4. Play
And when we're not going out of the campus because no bikes are available and coach fares are not quite affordable, we hang out in the library. Yes, one of our major hang-out spots is the library.
What are we going to do today? Hmm.
Wanna: I know, lets take some pictures!
Billy: You know, that's kinda good.
Rin: Are you sure?
Me: Whatever~
Billy : Smile! We can take some real proper and good pictures.
Billy: Erm, proper pictures, ok? Rin, smile properly.
Billy: Proper ok? P-R-O-P-E-R...Rin!
Billy: Say cheeseeeeeee..RIN! MY HAIR! STOP IT!
Billy: STOP! STOP! I SAY PROPER PEOPLE!
Billy: I give up...you guys just don't know 'proper'..
Whe Billy decided at last not to take any more stupid proper pictures, we decided to show
And in the end, just for to show that the Appreciation of Fine Arts class we took isn't a waste of time after all, we decided to show the modern and new-age versionHope you now know the effects of studying too much until one freaks out. Special thanks to Rin, Wanna, Yours truly, Billy and Billy's faithful Apple laptop.
* By the way we didn't plan this out, it's all by impromptu and by chance XD







